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You couldn't believe what you are seeing.

Is Gilbert talking to Elizaveta?


Woah. Slow down. Breath. Organize your thoughts. Probably you are still in Math class, dozing off, waiting for your Math teacher to scold you awake from this nightmare. You pinch yourself to confirm it.

But it didn't work. Gilbert Beilschmidt is STILL talking to Elizaveta Hedervary, which is your WORST nightmare.


Why, you ask?
That bird-loving, Prussian (Not German, I tell you) albino is your best friend and that super-hot, Hungarian girl right there is what he calls his "former" crush. You see, she was his crush since first grade, but it faded away (much to your relief) when *cough* Roderich *cough* came. But then the two separated (No, she did not dump him, it seems to harsh for poor little Beethoven-fanboy) which made you worried.

Why would you care? Because your best friend IS your crush. He's the most awesome guy you've ever met! I mean, your best friend is an albino with a world-sized ego! Sure, the ego stuff is completely a turn-off, but who cares anyway?!

OMG. He's talking to her. HE'S TALKING TO HER. Maybe he'll ask her out, and then she agrees, then they'll become boyfriend and girlfriend, then maybe they'll get married and have albino kids! O-Or she'll act like a tsundere whack him with a frying pan then apologize to his house then... Oh France knows! these thoughts race across your mind. But one thing's for sure: You can't let any romance happen between the two. No way.


You snapped out of it. THOSE TWO ARE STILL TALKING WITH EACH OTHER. What the hell do you do to even pull these two apart?!

Wait a second... Is Gilbert... Blushing?! He's blushing. He's blushing. HE'S BLUSHING. You've never seen him blush like that before. MEIN GOTT THE IMPOSSIBLE HAS HAPPENED. IT MUST BE THE END.



Suddenly, the most stupid idea hit you like a meteor hitting some random planet far away. You are determined to separate them once and for all, even if it means Gilbert murdering you tonight. No regrets, anyways.

You approach the two, who are still busy with their discussion. Summoning all your courage and humor, these words escaped your mouth:

"Hey boyfriend! I didn't see you in the lobby today so I thought you'd be here! Anyways, thanks for the flowers! I love you!"


Gilbert's face turned red, his eyes widening at you. Elizaveta has the same reaction (without the red face). A pair of crimson red and green orbs stared right to your soul. Any second now... That frying pan should come right across his face...


But what you get is an unexpected reaction from her.
Was she... Laughing?!

Yes, yes she was.

Did you just say something wrong?! Tone of voice to shaky? Too obvious? Did you stammer? WHY IS SHE LAUGHING FOR FLYING MINT BUNNY'S SAKE~!!!

"Oh... Prussia," she stopped laughing. That frying pan is coming up for sure!

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"You and your crush are already together! And here you are-- asking advice on how to ask her out? LAAAME~"

Took you four minutes and 25 seconds to figure out what's happening.
EXTENDED NOOBISH ENDING:

"Do you still remember that moment, Gil?" you said sweetly, facing him.
"Heck yeah liebling (darling)," Gilbert smirked, putting his arms over your shoulder, "You were really shameless back then. Maybe because I am so awesome."

You let out a quiet giggle.

"Ich liebe dich, [name]."
"I love you too, Gilbert."

"Oh yeah, we should call our son Gilbert Jr.! That way, he'll be as awesome as me!" he proclaimed.
"Um... sure," you chuckled, "But what if it's a girl?"

You could see him ponder deeply.

"How about Julia or Maria?" he said.

You nodded as rested on his shoulder, clutching your round tummy as you feel a little kick inside. You just can't wait.

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THAT. WAS. SO. SHORT. OTL


Reader-chan, why you so nervous?! Can't you see Gilbert loves you back?!

I couldn't think of a better title, so yeah. This is based on a little chain message a received a while ago, so I figured out I could make use of it..

It was supposed to be England and Seychelles, but I figured out it would be best with Prussia and Hungary (even though if I love PruHun).

I'm really bad at translating, but the girl (which Hungary represents) says something like this:
"Oh, Kayo na pala ng crush mo. Bakit nanghihingi ka pa ng advice?"

Which roughly translates as:

"Oh, you and your crush are together already. Why are you asking for advice?"

But it seems too nice for Hungary (well at least in my POV) to say something like that to Prussia. :P

Stone me now for my horrible and short fic. orz

EDIT:

I gotta give it to :iconsushi-cutie: for her suggestion regarding this story. Thank you very much!
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:iconcloudy-skyes:
cloudy-skyes Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student General Artist
#PLOTTWIST
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dude, the first three five sentences completely summarize your worst fears in school.

You couldn't believe what you are seeing.
Is Gilbert talking to Elizaveta?
Woah.
Slow down
Breathe.

#WheneverYouSeeYourCrushWithAnotherGirlImmeadiatelyFlipOutAndGoCryInACorner
That's the rule of life for me.
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014
YES! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME!! But now he became a douchey-face so I don't talk to him anymore...
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
...Who?
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
My old crush but he's douchey now so FAHK HIM!
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
My old crush is a total douche... That bastard...
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Crushes.....THEY SUCK BALLS! Anais Icon: No 
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:iconmmorpgwizard:
MMORPGWizard Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Indeed they do.
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014
Yeah... They make me do this: Kobeni Confused Icon 
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IGame101 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
im laughing so hard omg
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